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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #120 on: 22 June 2012, 10:09:48 pm »
You'll become the first semi-professional fluffy pony writer!

At least, I think so.  Has anyone else been paid for this?

IRS: So, how else did you make your money this year?
Me: Uh, well, I did some writing on the side, but those were donations, really.
IRS: Oh yeah?  About what?
Me: Semi-sentient, fluffy, pony-shaped creatures whose sole purposes for existing are to crap, make foals to sell, and to get tortured to death by humans that despise them.
IRS: I see.
Me: *awkward silence*
IRS: Tiffany is my idol, by the way.
If you are talking on the phone to the IRS, you are talking to one of twelve sites on the country.
I have been the trainer for about 1/10th of the Kansas City campus at one point or another.
So there's a 1/120 chance that all you have to do is say "Fluffy Ponies" and they'll know.
Everything is made to be broken.